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[Citreous Humour]

That first joke actually made me giggle.

Digilemmy is such a drama queen.

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Yeah geez talk about a situation that could have been resolved with a sigh or a little groan and then just move on.

Who wrote this stupid script I wanna file a complaint.

[J@E C@@L]

Stop saying 'well' before every sentence.

A++ see me after class ;D

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

*fart*

[Neddie Pboan]

RIP Premise J. Plot

2009-2009

Never Forget

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

HE'S KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKIN' ON HEAVEN'S DOOR NOW

[Binary Clock]

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

but that name has been taken. Your enthusiasm is appreciated.

drpepper7557 responds:

...well then, in that case it was an ode to you!

[Our New Policy]

Voted Zero for Hero!

Bless my soul
CORPSE was on a roll
Person of the week in every CLOCK opinion poll
What a pro
CORPSE could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that

When he smiled
The girls went wild with
Oohs and Aaaaahs
And they slapped his face
On every vase
(on every "vase")

From appearance fees and royalties
Our RIBS had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What's the Grecian urn?

Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs

CORPSIE, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zero to hero a major hunk
Zero to hero and who'da thunk

Who put the glad in gladiator?
CORPSEGRINDER!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
CORPSEGRINDER
Isn't he bold?
No one braver
Isn't he sweet
Our fav'rite flavor
CORPSEGRINDER, CORPSEGRINDER,
CORPSEGRINDER, CORPSEGRINDER
CORPSEGRINDER, CORPSEGRINDER

Bless my soul
CORPSE was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
not conceited

He was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero

He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
CORPSE is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Oooh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it rawww
Oooh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it rawww

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
gimme the mic so I can take it away
off on a natural charge bom-voyage
yeah from the home of the doge Brooklyn scwad
Wu-Tang killer bee's on a swarm
rain on your collage ass disco dorm
for you to even touch my skill
you gotta put the one killer bee and he ain't gonna kill
now chop that down pass it all around
lyrics get hard quick cement to the ground
for any em-cee in any fifty two states
I get psycho, killer, Norman Bates
my producer slam my flow is like bamm
jump on stage ah then I dip doown

[gomu]

Ann-A-Me

That's how I will pronounce it from now on.

SherClockHolmes responds:

You are on your way to proper pronunciation.

[Super Happy Fun Time 16]

Number 1 Diabeetus Groupie

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SherClockHolmes responds:

01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01000001 01110000 01110010 01101001 01101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101111 01101100 01100101 01100100 00100001

[Super Happy Fun Time 11]

Amazing

A rollicking good time! Fun for the whole family! Editor's Choice!

SherClockHolmes responds:

Quite my fine fellow, enjoy with friends as well!

[Christmas for one, please]

Congratulations on your Daily Second!

Wait. This one actually won?

Of course I kid. I loved everything about this movie, but especially who you cast as the females. Just perfect.

Eternal-Panda responds:

This is what happens when the CC drives women away. We have to improvise with what we have, ha.

Merry Christmas

[The Clockmas Negro]

A Christmas Masterpiece

With an end that almost outshines the glory of Jesus CHrist himself.

Nah I'm kidding it definitely outshines Jesus, sorry Jesus.

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH MY LOVE SHE COMES IN COLORS
YOU CAN TELL HER FROM THE CLOTHES SHE WEARS.

StalinClock responds:

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

Once bitten and twice shy,
I keep my distance,
But you still catch my eye.
Tell me baby,
Do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year
It doesn't surprise me

(Happy Christmas)

I wrapped it up and sent it.
With a note saying "I love you" --
I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been.
But if you kissed me now,
I know you'd fool me again.

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
My god I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love you'll never fool me again

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special.

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover buy you tore him apart
Maybe next year I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.