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Citreous Humour Citreous Humour

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That first joke actually made me giggle.

Digilemmy is such a drama queen.

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CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Yeah geez talk about a situation that could have been resolved with a sigh or a little groan and then just move on.

Who wrote this stupid script I wanna file a complaint.

J@E C@@L J@E C@@L

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stop saying 'well' before every sentence.

A++ see me after class ;D

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Neddie Pboan Neddie Pboan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

RIP Premise J. Plot


Never Forget

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Binary Clock Binary Clock

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

but that name has been taken. Your enthusiasm is appreciated.

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drpepper7557 responds:

...well then, in that case it was an ode to you!

Crispy Beef Crispy Beef

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funding for Crispy Beef was provided by:

Barf Brand Laundry Detergent


Fives from Viewers Like You.

Thank You.

Our New Policy Our New Policy

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Voted Zero for Hero!

Bless my soul
CORPSE was on a roll
Person of the week in every CLOCK opinion poll
What a pro
CORPSE could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like that

When he smiled
The girls went wild with
Oohs and Aaaaahs
And they slapped his face
On every vase
(on every "vase")

From appearance fees and royalties
Our RIBS had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What's the Grecian urn?

Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs

CORPSIE, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zero to hero a major hunk
Zero to hero and who'da thunk

Who put the glad in gladiator?
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Isn't he bold?
No one braver
Isn't he sweet
Our fav'rite flavor

Bless my soul
CORPSE was on a roll
Riding high
And the nicest guy
not conceited

He was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero

He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
CORPSE is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!

CorpseGrinderClock responds:

Oooh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it rawww
Oooh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it rawww

Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
gimme the mic so I can take it away
off on a natural charge bom-voyage
yeah from the home of the doge Brooklyn scwad
Wu-Tang killer bee's on a swarm
rain on your collage ass disco dorm
for you to even touch my skill
you gotta put the one killer bee and he ain't gonna kill
now chop that down pass it all around
lyrics get hard quick cement to the ground
for any em-cee in any fifty two states
I get psycho, killer, Norman Bates
my producer slam my flow is like bamm
jump on stage ah then I dip doown


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Stimulated all of my senses!

This movie tastes like wasabi peas!

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gomu gomu

Rated 5 / 5 stars


That's how I will pronounce it from now on.

SherClockHolmes responds:

You are on your way to proper pronunciation.

K&P Go To White Castle K&P Go To White Castle

Rated 5 / 5 stars

PatriotClock is so strong...

he walks on his ponytail.

Happy ClockDay!

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Honey Roasted Peanuts 3 Honey Roasted Peanuts 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A year well spent.

In fact, the most productive use of any period of time ever.

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